I found a very short conversation I had with Chris to be quite revealing regarding the nature of man. Yesterday was grocery shopping day and Costco happened to be on the agenda. While perusing the aisles, I glanced over at the beer section and noticed a variety pack of Belgian Beers. Last night while taking a bath I told him I saw something at Costco that he would like and mentioned the Belgian Beer pack. His eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. To test the waters, I immediately said, "and, I'm pregnant" (I'm not, by the way, this was only a test). For some reason the same sparkle in his eyes was not forthcoming. I accused him of being more excited about the beer I mentioned than my fake news of being pregnant. About two minutes later, he looked up at me and told me he just now realized what I said...he'd been too busy focusing on that beer to even understand my announcement.